First you had trouble getting out
of bed

You had a stiff neck

You washed your hair and couldn't
do a thing with it

You felt like you had a hangover
and you weren't even drinking last night

Your new diet really doesn't seem
to be working out

You pulled a muscle when you
tried to exercise

Your new hat looked better on you
at the store

You keep losing things

The boss chewed you out at work

You got caught in the rain at
lunchtime

Then the lunch you had didn't
seem to agree with you

You feel trapped

Uninvited guests showed up at
dinnertime

On top of that you think you're
coming down with the flu

And finally, you're alone in the
house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement

MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!
Thought for the Day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away